Sarah Palin hearts North Korea

Nice to know where our foreign policy will be when President Palin comes along

Shall we change it to....Necklace of Honor?

Apparently, saving the lives of your fellow comrades in combat isn't manly.

Republicans can dish out relationship advice as well as financial ones...

To the incoming freshmen Congress

I would personally like to welcome out new Republican overlords

Some people just can't let it go...

Sometimes I wonder how we'll look in period dramas in the future when it comes to them portraying torture

I suppose if I were tortured or witnessed it, I'd still be butthurt after all this time too. But luckily, I'm an American so I am entitled to my exceptional-ism and warped moral sense.

Global Warming Problem SOLVED!!!

Thanks, god!

A good missile defense is a bad missile offense

I'm betting it's some poor fresh soldier fresh off boot camp who accidentally pushed some very attractive button.